Tuesday, November 30, 2010

10 Things Youths Do During Sermons

1. Pick their noses when they think no one is looking. (That's the time when the pastor chooses to look at you)

2. Text each other (especially to the person sitting next to you)

3. Dutifully open the bible (to the page where the bookmark is the photo of your boyfriend/girlfriend)

4. Nod in unison with one another (to the beat of Lady GaGa's "Telephone" or Katy Perry's "Firework")

5. Chew gum

6. Planning the next date in the head

7. Checking who has the biggest zit/pimple/acne/wart

8. Take down notes (and make paper airplanes out of them)

9. Pinch each other (to keep themselves awake)

10. Exercise their facial muscles (roll eyes. smirk. yawn...)

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